Alien Encounter
Posted by michellemoquin on June 19th, 2008
I miss the aliens. And in honor of them I thought I would grace you with an alien joke, kind of cute…in hopes that it will entice our dear alien friends to come back, say hello and chit chat for a bit. And if it doesn’t…oh well, I think it’s pretty funny anyway.
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.’
The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, ‘I’d calm down if I were you.’
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump’s haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, ‘Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!’
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, ‘You probably don’t want to do that! I really don’t think you should make him mad.’
‘Rubbish,’ replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocussed his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
‘What a ferocious creature!’ exclaimed the young, fried alien. ‘He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?’
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, ‘If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my intergalactic travels, you don’t want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear.’
Tee hee hee! Hmm..could that be Racime…or??!
I’m outta here - off in search of my own alien encounter :) Have fun with who ever you encounter.
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michelle ?
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June 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Hi Michelle,
Very funny, like that…
Michelle, you have got to check out Ed’s comment re: Liberals vs Conservatives on my site, he’s gone off! I will address it maybe tomorrow or maybe not…not sure yet ; )
Doug, just started the ‘Mobs…’ book, very interesting indeed…
I love to read and seeing how this is an election year, if anyone has any non-mainstream websites and/or magazines/books you think deserve a look, do tell.
Howie, Al? Where’d you go?? You all having a pow wow w/CARR and Anonz in Florida or ???
Today, ‘My intake interview with Obama. What? You don’t think I can do it?’ @ http://edgy1.wordpress.com/ Michelle, if you read it, can you give me any idea why my title and font might be doing what it’s doing?! I can’t get no satisfaction from wordpress ‘help’
It’s gorgie here today…off to the beach for a bit. It’s zenish wishful thinking that I will get to read there but I’ll give it a go…
- Zen Lill
June 19th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Dear MICHELLE, TAL and ZEN LILL:
I HAVE been having a long pow-wow with Carr about many things. I also have been diagnosed with Liver Cancer and Diabetes recently. I must follow up on these matters unless I will be going soon. I have much to deal with,
I have not been in contact with you guys and need to know if I am still going for a ride. I need to know how I will handle mundane matters while I wait for a response from the TAO.
TAL, I have a question that needs to be asked. Why were there 50 tornadoes in one day? Is it the TAO? If not, who is it? Someone should be asking. Why isn’t the Government even curious? or do they know why? - Please respond.
Tal, I wouls like to hear from you if possible, Regarding my leaving and the weather patterns that are all screwed up.
Thank You - Still watching and listening.
HOWIE
June 19th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Howie, so sorry to hear about your illnesses. Do they have a treatment or pain management program for you? I have to say, as much as I enjoy hearing your precise summaries and about your convos with CARR if you would rather be out of your physical body and traveling out of’country,’ I can totally understand that given your circumstances.
So, just a q, CARR has nothing to do with the weather patterns but would (I don’t know the right word) allow Tao to do it if they so desire? Hopefully Tal and/or a Tao group member will tune in and answer this q and your q’s…
Ciao, good to hear from you, Zen Lill
June 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Zen Lill, Carr has nothing to do with anything at the moment. zhr is watching who is doing what and asks Tal whay it is not suspicious that U.S. Scientists or even the News Media doesn’t think this is strange.
Who is doing this? Carr knows but isn’t telling. He asked me to ask Tal.
HOWIE
June 19th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Howie, hi…I’m still on-line so I’ll bite, who is ‘zhr’?? - Zen Lill
June 19th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Zen Lill, zhr is a typo it is supposed to be ‘he is watching’. Sorry about my typimg.
HOWIE
June 19th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
This question goes out to an member of the TAO: I know that it seems that I am repreating myself but I ask one of the TAO such as Azza, Tal, Gleia, and Zmiv if I am scheduled to go on the voyage that was promised me several times in the recent past? Please answer that one question. I have done nothing to change this, however things seem to change with the TAO too frequently. I would feel more secure with this information - good or bad. Please answer me on the blog or my E-Mail. It would mean much to me. Much is dependent on your answer.
Tal, when you asked for help with calculations for the web, I got them for you. Now I ask you an important question in return. please answer me. Thank you all.
HOWIE
June 20th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Michelle,
We are getting too many questions from these other blogs. I am splitting off for a return to america. Looking forward to returning to the american way of reasoning.
Sir
Madaline
June 20th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Madaline,
It is good to hear that you, Madaline, are looking “forward” to the american way of reasoning. Despite much of the shit that we have yet to fix in this country it is good to hear this from you. Looking forward to hearing from you, et al, again.
Michelle,
Great entry, and loved the story!